kaskiyeh
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![]() Posted: Post subject: Dat Ain't Bubba |
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Bubba got drunk and died in a fire in his trailer. He was so badly burned that the morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they called his two buddies Jim-Bob and Billy-Joe to I.D. him.
Jim-Bob went in and the mortician pulled back the sheet. "Yep, he's got burned up purdy bad. Roll 'im over," said Jim-Bob. The mortician rolled him over, Jim-Bob looked at his butt and said, "Nope, dat ain't Bubba."
Not saying anything, but finding it a bit strange, the mortician brought in Billy-Joe to I.D. the body. "Yep, he's burned up real bad. Roll 'im over," said Billy-Joe. The mortician rolled him over, Billy-Joe looked down at his butt and said, "Dat ain't Bubba."
"How can you tell?" asked the mortician.
"Cause Bubba had two @ssh*les," replied Billy-Joe. "Two @ssh*les? That's impossible!" said the mortician.
"Yep. Everyone in town knowed Bubba had two @ssh*les, cause every time the three of us went to town, everyone would yell, 'here comes Bubba with them two @ssh*les!"
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